Saturday, February 7, 2015

Horton Hears a Who Play Script

Sorry I have not posted anything in a while, I have been busy because I just finished writing a full-fledged musical called Modern Family: The Musical (mofymusical.BlogSpot.com)! However, since that is done I will be starting a new series of scripts that are based off of Seussical Songs! Enjoy!

Horton Hears a Who

Characters: Cat, Horton, Jojo, Jungle Creature

Cat: Jojo, I want you to think of an Elephant Going through a forest

Jojo: Ok!

Cat: What’s that Elephant’s Name?

Jojo: Horton the Elephant! (Horton Enters)

Jungle Creature: WHO WHO WAH DAH, WHO WHO WHO WAH DAH DAH DAH

Cat: YES!

Cat & Jojo: Horton Hears a Who

Horton: On the fifteenth of May, in the jungle of Nool, in the HEAT of the day. In the cool of the pool, I was splashing!

Jungle Creature: SPLASH!

Horton: I was just enjoying the grand joys of the jungle, when…

Jojo: Horton the Elephant!

Jungle Creature: Horton the Elephant!

Horton: I heard a very small noise!

Cat (as Mayor): Help! Help!

Jungle Creature: So, he stopped splashing and he looked toward that sound. And he thought…

Horton: That’s funny, there’s no one around

Cat: He heard this very faint yelp again as if…

Horton: Some tiny person were calling for help!

Cat (as Mayor): Help! Help!

Horton: I’ll help you! But who are you and where are you?

Cat: He looked and looked, but he could see nothing there, but a small speck of dust blowing past through the air!

Horton: How Confusing! I’ve never heard tell of a small speck of dust that is able to yell, so you know what I think? Why I think that there must be someone on top of that small speck of dust!

Cat (Gasps): No!

Horton: Yes! Some poor little person who's shaking with fear that he'll blow in the pool! He has no way to steer! He's alone in the universe! I'LL JUST HAVE TO SAVE HIM BECAUSE AFTER ALL, A PERSON'S A PERSON, NO MATTER HOW SMALL. A PERSON'S A PERSON NO MATTER HOW-

Cat: SMALL! (JOJO says) What happened next?

Jungle: Gently, and using the greatest of care, the elephant stretched his great trunk through the air…

Cat: And he lifted the dust speck and carried it over, and placed it down…

Horton: SAFE!

Cat: Yes, on a very soft clover!

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Commercial Script

Cast: Tyler as Cameraman/Director, Ariel: Main Kid, Gus: Friend/student, Kennedy: Friend/Student
Ariel (Main Kid):
Gus (Friend/Student): 
Kennedy (Friend/Student): 
Jessica (Worker):
Script for Education Connection
Song - Education Connection Theme Song*
Ariel: Hey I heard from a friend that if you do Education Connection you earn $1,000,000 more in your lifetime is that true?
Kennedy: I don’t know maybe we should visit an expert on Education Connection and see if you can find it on the website www.educationconnection.com
Gus: That’s actually not a horrible idea compared to your last ideas.
(Ariel pretends like he’s going to www.educationconnection.com but, really doing nothing)
Ariel(while fake typing, focuses on the screen):okay I’m logged on to www.educationconnection.com so now I scroll and shabam wow(turns to friends) he lives pretty close to us okay let’s go there
(use green screen effect to look like they’re driving)
Gus: Well, we’re here so now we go to his office
Kennedy: Which according to this office plaque it says Lionel Griffin, question expert is on floor 10
Ariel: Look guys the elevator let’s go
(inside the elevator, Ariel pretends to push the 10 button)
Ariel: Finally, we’re here. Oh his office let’s go come on, guys
(Inside office, Ariel being the first one in let’s Gus and Kennedy in and slowly closes the door)
Ariel: Your Lionel Griffin, right?
Isabelle: No. That guy is next door I’m Isabelle Greybeck but, I can answer your question
Gus: Okay we were all thinking about going to college here and wanted to know…
Kennedy: That if you go here do you really earn $1,000,000 more in your lifetime
Isabelle: Well according to the Education Connection rules book you earn super close to that.
Ariel: Would it be a smart decision to go to college on www.educationconnection.com I mean please be honest did you go to school here if so what was it like?
Isabelle: Yes. I did go to school here and look at me now! I love it so much I now work here.
Ariel: I’m going
Gus: I’m going
Kennedy: I’m going
All: log on to www.educationconnection.com to go to a great school for college
Isabelle: College is supposed to be fun, you can have fun in your pj’s

Song - Education Connection Theme Song* 
* = The Link for the Education Connection Theme Song is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn3-b_B3c-Y 

Commercial Script

Cast
Kennedy (Young Kid): 
Ariel (Brother):
Gus (Teen Brother):
Script for Ez- Roller Commercial
Gus: It’s Fun!
Ariel: It’s Super fun!
Kennedy: It’s Easy Roller!
Gus: The Easy Roller is a fast running machine and can take you far!
Kennedy: And here’s a tip on the downhills you can pedal like this
(Ariel pedals the bike)
Kennedy: and you can go really fast!!!
Gus: You can ride no hands
(Gus already on bike travels with no hands)
Kennedy: Whoohoo(riding bike)
Ariel: hey little bro can I try
Kennedy: Fine.
Ariel: Wheee
(10 seconds later...)
Gus: Hey little bro can I give it a shot?
Ariel: But, I only got to play on it for 10 seconds
Kennedy; I played on it for 30 seconds
Gus:11…12…13…14…15…16…17…18…19…20…
Ariel: count in your head
(30 seconds now)
Ariel: alright your turn
Gus: See this Easy Roller is fun for 4 year olds and up(4+)
Kennedy: The size for your legs is adjustable small or medium
Gus: It’s fun!
Ariel: It’s Super Fun!

Kennedy: It’s easy Roller 

Commercial Script

Cast: 
Ice cream man(Gus):
Kid/Worker(Kennedy): 
Kid/Narrator (Ariel):
Script for Geico Commercial
Ariel(Narrator): Is it really…Could it be the ice cream man?!
Gus: Yes, Yes It is really me the ice cream man how many scoops would you like young man?
Kennedy(kid): Umm… I’ll take 5 please
Gus(yells back to extras): 5 scoops of ice cream on the double
(2 seconds later…)
Gus: Here’s the ice cream
(Gus gives Ice Cream to kennedy. Gus went to talk with Extras about the work)
Kennedy: I’m the ice-cream man for a little bit anyone want ice cream!
Ariel(Teenager): Yes sir! I want some ice cream
Kennedy: Okay how many scoops would you like?
Ariel(Teenager): 15 please, 15 scoops will be good enough please
Kennedy: Jack come in here this guy is amazing!
Gus: What Luis what’s amazing?
Kennedy: This guy he wants 15 scoops of Ice Cream
Gus: You mean 15 as in how much percent you can save off of Geico’s car insurance
Ariel(Teenager): Yup! And I picked 15 scoops because, I Loved switching to Geico, Geico was way better than my old insurance company. My old insurance company did nothing for me now Geico is like my personal bodyguard. Geico has the best car insurance ever!!
Gus and Kennedy: And just for ordering 15 scoops we will give those 15 scoops FREE
Ariel(Teenager): Thanks!
(Gus and Kennedy talk about how exciting that was say anything you want as long as it’s about the ice cream)

Ariel(Narrator): This is a $30.00 value for yours only $29.99 for the 1st month you only pay $15.00 normal insurance companies have you pay $50.00 you pay us $15.00 

Annie: Mini Version

Annie
Cast:
Annie:
Mr. Warbucks:
Miss Hannigan:
Mr. Bundles:
Rooster:
(Girl)Kate:
(Girl)July:
(Boy)Pepper:
(Boy)Andrew:
(Girl)Tessie:
(Girl) Duffy: 

SCENE 1 
The New York Municipal Orphanage (Girls' Annex)

Andrew            : Mama! Mommy!
Pepper         : Shut him up so I can sleep.
July              : Andrew, wake up and shut up.
Kate             : Leave Andrew alone.
July              : You wanna make something out of it?
Pepper         : Come on, July, beat her up.
July              : Get her, Pepper!
Annie           :(Shouting) Stop it!
(Shouting Continues)
Lay of July! If Hannigan wakes up, she’ll get sore.
(Facing Andrew)
It’s okay Andrew. You were just having another nightmare.
Andrew            :I want my mommy and daddy.
Pepper         : Uh, Andrew, we ain’t got mommies and daddies. And we ain’t ever gonna have them. That’s why we are called orphans
Annie           :I’m not an orphan. My parents are alive, and they are coming to get me someday .
Andrew            : Yeah and Annie’s got a note that proves it.
Will you read it to me, Annie? Please…
Annie           :(Reading a paper) “Please take good care of our little darling. Her name is Annie. She was born….”
July              : Was born on October 28.
Orphans       : We will be back to get her soon. We have left half of a silver locket around her neck and keep the other half, so that when we come back for her, you will know that she’s our baby! (laughing)
Annie           : (Facing Pepper) Do you wanna sleep with your teeth inside your mouth or out?(yelling) Now get to sleep! I know these don’t mean anything to you, but they’re everything to me. They’re proof I got parents.
Tessie           : Do you really think they are out there Annie?
Annie           : Yap. And I’m gonna meet them someday.




A SONG “MAYBE” BY ANNIE

Bell

Pepper         : Now what?
Annie           : If my folks haven’t found me, I’m gonna find them.
Pepper         : Again?
Annie           : Pepper, watch out for Andrew!
Kate             : But what if Miss Hanigan catches you?
Annie           : She won’t.
                  
Ms.Hannigan : Boo. Trying to make a break…again.
Rooster: Did you really think you could get past us?
(Annie showing her back) What the heck are you doing?
Annie           : Are you gonna beat tar out of me?
Ms.Hannigan : Have I ever hit any of you?
Annie           : No. But you’ve threatened. That’s worse.
Ms.Hannigan : I know (laughing).
 Kid, if you think it’s bad in here, it’s lousy out there.   
 I’m doing you’re a favor by not letting you go.
Rooster: She hasn’t, but have I?
Orphans: Yes
Mr. Warbucks: Mind if, I make a surprise entrance!
Orphans: WARBUCKS
Annie: Daddy Warbucks (hugs Oliver)
Mr. Warbucks: Hi Ms. Hannigan, fancy meeting you here.
Ms. Hannigan: Hello Oliver, I was just teaching the kids.
Mr. Warbucks: Great, How is everybody?
Orphans: Great!
Mr. Warbucks: Well it’s late, I’ll stop by later in the daytime. Shall we say, breakfast?
Annie: Yes, we shall!
Mr. Warbucks: Bye!
Annie           : (whispering)
Ms.Hannigan : What do you say?
Annie           : I love you, Miss Hannigan.
Ms.Hannigan : I can’t hear you!
Annie           : I love you, Miss Hannigan.
Ms.Hannigan : Rotten orphan.
Annie           : I’m not an orphan! My parents left me with a note saying they’d come back for me.
Ms.Hannigan : (Laughing) That was 1922. This is 1933. You’re an orphan.
(Blowing Whistle) Rise and shine! Rise and shine!
(Girls Moaning)
Tessie          : But it’s in the middle of the night.
Ms.Hannigan : Don’t you think I know that? Annie here tried to run away…again. So as a little welcome home party, you’re all gonna clean this dump till it shines like the top of the Chrysler Building. What do you say?
Together      : We love you, Miss Hannigan.
Ms.Hannigan : And I love you. Now, scrub these floors. Strip them beds for the laundry man. Get to work! (shouting) Now!








A SONG “IT’ THE HARD-KNOCK LIFE” BY: Annie & Orphans


(Blowing Whistle)
Ms.Hannigan          : Good Morning, children.
Together                : Good Morning Miss Hannigan
Andrew                     : (Hiding) Good Morning Miss Hannigan
Ms.Hannigan          : What the heck? What are you doing in there?
Andrew                     : Nothing.
Ms.Hannigan          : Get out of there.
Mr Bundles             : Morning, Kids!
Together                : Morning, Mr.Bundles!
Mr.Bundles             : Morning, Miss Aggie! Okay kids, clean sheets once a month, whether you need them or not.
Together                : Thank you, Mr. Bundles!
Ms.Hannigan          : (Blows Whistle)
Mr Bundles             : Oh, Miss Aggie, I live for laundry day here at your fine establishment. Oh, Miss Aggie, won’t you let me even take you out for an ice cream “sodee”?
Ms.Hannigan          : No.
Mr Bundles             : How come?
Ms.Hannigan          : Cause I’m saving my self for Oliver Warbucks. Now get the lousy laundry. Get the heck outta here.
Mr Bundles             : Oh, very well. And Happy New Year to all!
Together                : Bye Mr. Bundles!
Duffy                      : Miss Hannigan, may we please have our breakfast now?
Ms.Hannigan          : No. You may have it later.
Mr. Warbucks: Right on time, what’s for breakfast?
[Children Cheer and Eat Breakfast]
Ms.Hannigan          :There’s a rush order of dresses you gotta finish. You’ll eat after you’re done at your sewing machines. That is, if you done a good job. [Blows Whistle] Roll call!
Pepper                   : I love you, Miss Hannigan.
July                       : I love you, Miss Hannigan.
Kate                      : I love you, Miss Hannigan.
Duffy                     : I love you, Miss Hannigan.
Tessie                    : I love you, Miss Hannigan.
Andrew                     : I love you, Miss Hannigan.
Ms.Hannigan           : Annie! Get your little orphan self out here!
Mr. Warbucks: Hannigan, don’t call her an orphan.
Ms. Hannigan: Sorry sir, Annie?
Mr. Warbucks: By the way, Rooster, breakfast was absolutely satisfying.
Rooster: Why thank you Mr. Warbucks!
Orphans: Yes, Thank you!
July                       : Oh by the way Miss Hannigan, Annie ain’t here.
Ms.Hannigan           : Really? Where is she?
Kate                      : Mr. Bundles rolled her out with the dirty laundry.
Ms.Hannigan          : What? I could lose my license. Bundles, come back here!
Together                : (Laughing)
Ms.Hannigan                    : Come back, Bundles. Come back!
Andrew                     : Yea! Annie made it!
Mr. Warbucks: Looks like she’s gone!
All: YAY! We love you, Mr. Warbucks!


A SONG “IT’ THE HARD-KNOCK LIFE”(reprise) By Orphans

Bows
Orphans
Rooster Hannigan
Mr. Bundles
Ms. Agatha Hannigan
Mr. Oliver Warbucks

Annie

Footloose: Min Version

Footloose
Cast of Characters
Ren - Lead role who is a little dangerous! Must be a strong dancer, singer & is very charming.
Ariel – The Reverends daughter who seeks adventure! Strong dancer & Singer.
Willard – Comedic role that is a little bit of a hillbilly.
Rusty – Female comedic role who must have a strong belt.
Reverend Shaw – Loud speaking role, no dance or singing required. Authority figure.
Ethel – Ren’s Mother
Garvin – Ren’s Best Friend from Chicago
Vi – Shaw’s Wife.
Principal / Coach – Character of authority, no singing or dancing required.
Wendy Jo – Funny & singer.
Urleen/Natasha – Funny & singer.
Eleanor – City Council member
Chuck – Ariel’s Boyfriend
Cowboy Bob – Enough said! 2
Song Synopsis
Act I
Footloose Opening …………………………..………..Full Company
I Can’t Stand Still………………………………...……Ren & Willard
Somebody’s Eyes………………....Rusty, Urleen, Wendy Jo ,Shasta
 Holding Out For A Hero …………….Ariel, Rusty, Urleen, Wendy Jo & girls
I’m Free / Heaven Help…...………………..Ren, & Bomont Friends
Act II
Let’s Here It For The Boy……………………..…Rusty & Company
.
Mama Says……………………………………..……...Willard & Boys
Dancing Is Not A Crime……………….…………...….Ren and Boys
Footloose (Finale)……………………………..……….Full Company
ACT ONE
SCENE ONE: City of Chicago
Footloose [opening] –Full Company
NATASHA
Hey Ren is there any dancing in Bomont?
REN
Oh sure, I bet there’s tons of clubs and places to cut-loose.
NATASHA
Seriously though Ren, like, what’re you gonna do about Alexis?
REN
Alexis?
NATASHA
Your girlfriend?! 5
REN
(Hasn’t given it much thought till now) Well, I guess she’ll have to come visit me…
NATASHA
In Bomont?!  Good luck dude.
SCENE TWO: Church Chapel of Bomont (Musical underscore)
REVEREND SHAW
Welcome to Bomont! Good morning!
PARISHIONERS
Good morning Reverend!
REVEREND SHAW
As I came to church this morning, I was reminded of a line from our great poet, Walt Whitman, who
wrote, “I hear America singing.” And I thought, “Aren’t we the song that we sing? Don’t we lift our
voices to tell the world who we are? And what we And believe?” So I ask you this morning – What
song are you singing?
CONGREGATION
Amen! Sing it Reverend!
REVEREND SHAW
Now if Walt Whitman were alive today, what song would he hear America singing? When I turn on
the television, all I hear is the music of rock and roll and endless chant of relaxed morals. And I ask
myself, “Why does our Lord allow this?” We know God has the power to turn all those records and
books and videos into one big fiery cinder like…..that! But He doesn’t. And Why? Because God is
testing us. Everyday our Lord presents us with one simple challenge – Listen to the music in your
soul. Now on a different note we welcome this morning to our parish two new souls who just
arrived form Chicago. Ethel McCormack and her son…Ron, is it?
REN
Ren.
REVEREND SHAW
Huh? Speak up! Let me the Lord hear your voice!
REN
Ren. Ren McCormack.
REVEREND SHAW
“Ren.” Interesting name. Is that short for something?
CONGREGATION
Amen! Sing it Reverend! 6
REN
No.
REVEREND SHAW
Well we invite you into our church family. My wife Vi and our daughter Ariel will introduce you to
members of the congregation. Welcome to Bomont!
(Church congregation moves off stage with background music while scene changes into high school halls, the
school bell rings to start the scene)
SCENE THREE: Bomont High School hallway
WILLARD
Hey! You’re the new guy from Chicago, ain’tcha?
REN
Perhaps.
WILLARD
Smart - alec, huh?
REN
Let me ask you something, Will. What do you do around here for a good time? Do you guys have
any clubs?
WILLARD
Nope.
REN
What about movie theaters?
WILLARD
Nope.
REN
What about any malls?
WILLARD
Nope.
REN
What about…..
WILLARD
Nope, nope, and nope. We got a bowl-A0Rama down by the interstate.
REN
Wow. I really admire you. I could never do what you guys do around here. 7
WILLARD
Yeah? What’s that?
REN
Nothing!
I can’t stand still - Ren
WILLARD
I can see that. Around here we walk. You’re gonna last about five minutes in this town.
PRINCIPAL
Young man! Young man! What do you think you’re doing?
REN
What? I was just showing him some steps.
PRINCIPAL
There is absolutely no dancing of any kind allowed at any time anywhere within the town limits of
Bomont. EVER! (Principal exits).
WILLARD
It’s against the law.
REN
Dancing? Get out!
RUSTY
Bomont is not like Chicago. It must be so cool to live in a city where you can walk down the street
and get mugged by people you don’t even know.
 I Can’t Stand Still 8
REN
Yeah, I miss that. I thought living in a small town was going to be perfect, like on big happy family.
WENDY JO
Let me tell you about that family. (Music cue) There are tongues wagging every time you make a
move.
URLEEN
There are fingers pointing every time you turn around.
WENDY JO
There’s heads shaking the minute you cross the line.
RUSTY
And there are eyes everywhere.
Somebody’s Eyes
REN
Thanks for the advice. But it’s not going to get to me.
URLEEN
It gets to everybody. 10
REN
You don’t know me.
URLEEN
You don’t know Bomont.
(School Bell rings and students transition into the cafeteria)
SCENE FOUR: Bomont High School Cafeteria
ARIEL
It’s so rad, watching a guy like Ren fly in the face of authority. Isn’t it?
GIRLS
Uh-huh, totally, he is so awesome!
WENDY JO
There are just no guys around anymore; I mean I don’t want that much.
URLEEN
I just want to find a guy who’d make the first move.
RUSTY
If I could only find a guy who, when he went to kiss me goodnight – he’d take the toothpick out of
his mouth.
WENDY JO
If I could only find a guy.
Holding out for a Hero
(Girls and cafeteria exit and gym class enters the stage, the coach can be
calling out drills through transition.)
SCENE FIVE: Bomont High School GYM
COACH
McCormack! You’re late for gym class, give me twenty five.
CHUCK
“McCormack! You’re late for gym class.”
COACH
McCormack, it seems that when you’re not making trouble, it finds you anyway.
REN
You’re joking!
COACH
You’re right. Make it fifty.
WILLARD
Coach!
COACH
Willard. You can give me fifty as well. As a matter of fact, you can all give me fifty. Courtesy of Mr.
McCormack…just do it! One, two…I can’t hear you!
ALL
Three, four, five, six….
COACH
Only forty-six to go! (Coach exits)
ALL
Five, six…
CHUCK
Is he gone? 13
ALL
Seven, eight…
GARVIN
Yeah. Hey, Ren thanks a lot.
REN
Sorry, everybody. This whole town is so wound up.
GARVIN
Amen!
REN
You guys have no place to blow off any steam.
CHUCK
You said it!
REN
At least in Chicago we could go out dancing at night.
WILLARD
Maybe we oughta take the Coach dancing?
REN
Willard you are so…(he gets an idea)! (Music cue)
WILLARD
What? What are you thinking?
REN
That’s it!
WILLARD
What?
REN
We’re gonna throw a dance! We’re gonna throw a party that’s gonna knock Bomont right off its
tractor.
CHUCK
Now you’re just asking for a fight.
REN
Bring it on!
GARVIN
Are you ready to take on Reverend Shaw? 14
REN
I’ll take on anybody!
CHUCK
What about the Town Council?
REN
I’ll fight City Hall! If there’s one thing worth fighting for its
freedom!
I’m Free/Heaven Help Me
ACT TWO
SCENE ONE: 100 miles away from Bomont, across the state line at a dance club.
(Country music plays, Billy Ray, Garth Brooks, etc.)
REN
C’mon, let’s go in!!
ARIEL
Ren! Where have you brought us?
REN
It’s called the Bar-B-Qie! The billboards say that it’s the finest little dance palace in the tir-county
area.
RUSTY
Then what are we waiting for?!
WILLARD
Oh, my Gosh!
REN
Look at this! What could Bomont have against dancing? Isn’t this worth fighting for?
RUSTY
Wow! Who’d have guessed that a mere hundred miles outside of Bomont you could find this much
culture?
WILLARD
Yeah.
ARIEL
And this much fun!
REN
Come on. Let’s go break a law.
RUSTY
Willard! You wanna dance?
WILLARD
First thing I wanna do is find us a place to sit down.
RUSTY
Now, c’mon. Let’s dance!
WILLARD
You ladies want a soda? 17
RUSTY
Willard! I did not come a hundred miles for a Dr. Pepper!
WILLARD
Okay. That’s a no.
RUSTY
I wanna dance! I wanna dance!
WILLARD
I can’t dance! I can’t dance!
RUSTY
Whaaaaaaat?!
WILLARD
(Louder) I can’t dance! (The music comes to a screeching holt and all eyes are on Willard)
COWBOY BOB
D’ja hear that? Your boyfriend says he can’t dance!
COWBOY BUD
Hey fellas! Whaddaya say we dunk his head in the pig troff ! (Music Cue)
REN
Now, c’mon! Give the guy a break.
RUSTY
Yeah, we might be new in town but you gotta give us a chance. My guy can dance he just doesn’t
know it yet.
Let’s Hear it for the Boy
SCENE TWO: Bomont High School Hallway
WILLARD
Hold it! Hold it! You’re going to be speaking to the Town Council, so don’t mumble. Now do that
last part on more time.
REN
“Citizens of Bomont, a town is only as small as the minds of the people who live there. So think big!
And party on!” 19
GUYS
You are out of your mind! Man, that’s terrible!
WILLARD
Ren, we’re not saying the speech is bad. It’s just that its’ no good.
REN
Then what am I supposed to say? I’ve re-written it nine times.
WILLARD
Here’s the thing: you’re gonna be facing Reverend Shaw and some of the stubbornness people in this
town.
GARVIN
You’ve already got plenty of people boiling mad.
GARVIN
Yeah! Folks are picking sides.
CHUCK
And they’re not picking yours!
WILLARD
Hang in there! You just gotta re-think your approach. Now, Mama says….
GUYS
Oh, man….Not Mama…..Gimme a break!
WILLARD
Now hold on!
GARVIN
You can’t back down, Ren!
Mama Says
REN
Then maybe your Mama oughta give my speech.
WILLARD
Oh, heck no! Everybody knows Mama’s crazy. Th point is, though, she’s got some really good ideas.
ARIEL
Hey Ren, come here…
REN
See you guys later. Hey Ariel, what’s up?
ARIEL
I want to give you something.
REN
What, what is it?
ARIEL
Oh nothing, I was just gonna tell you, oh never mind it’s stupid.
REN
No, really, Ariel, just tell me. 22
ARIEL
I’ve been thinking a lot lately and since you’ve been here…its just, well, you make me forget
everything that’s wrong with my life.
REN
There are some things I’d like to forget to.
ARIEL
Like…?
REN
This battle I’m causing in Bomont! And I still don’t know what I’m gonna say to the Town Council.
ARIEL
Oh, that reminds me…the reason I came was to give you this. You’ll need it.
REN
The Holy Bible?
ARIEL
I marked all the pages.
REN
Whoa! This is great! How did you know where to find all these passages?
ARIEL
Are you kidding?
REN
Thank you.
(they run off and exit together, as the Town Council enters)
SCENE THREE: Town Council Meeting
ELEANOR
Thank you, Lulu. Now let’s consider new business. Before we begin, I want to remind all our young
people who have joined us this evening that this meeting is convened to consider official town
business. The floor is now open. Yes?
REN
My name is Ren McCormack and…uh…On behalf of most of the senior class of Bomont High, I move
that local ordinance four- sixteen – the law against public dancing within the Bomont town limits – be
abolished.
WILLARD
And I, Willard Hewitt of 385 Cloverdale Road, would like to second that motion. Thank you.23
REVEREND SHAW
Eleanor, may I have the floor, please?
ELEANOR
Certainly, Reverend.
REVEREND SHAW
Mr. McCormack, perhaps you view the law as a personal obstacle. In fact, law is a public expression
of the standard, which a community sets for itself. Now, even if I did not believe that your enterprise
was fraught with spiritual peril – which I do – I am not naive about the activities that these events
foster: the consumption of alcohol, the use of drugs, and lewd behavior…
REN
Reverend Shaw, I understand what this town has been through…
REVEREND SHAW
I don’t think you do, son. Because if you did, you would never have encouraged your classmates to
re-open the wounds we have healed. Now, I don’t wish to be dogmatic. If there is anyone who can
convince me that there is no danger in your raucous party plans, I will certainly reconsider my stand.
But for now….no, I can’t condone it.
ELEANOR
Well I believe that Mr. McCormack has a right to be heard.
REN GUYS
Dancing is not a crime! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Ever since the dawn of time if anything, everybody
Had the right to howl at the moon and to move all night. Aaoo! Move all night.
When folks were tribal back before the bible
They were liable to dance when the crops came in
Or they’d pull out all the stops when the earth
would spin or maybe - What?
They had a battle to win so they’d go thumping
On a tree trunk (thump, thump, thump, thump)
Grooving to the free funk Yeah!
And just like that in nothing flat there’d be hands clapping
Toes tapping, feet flapping, dogs yapping Hey!
I could a told you that would happen
They would dance They would dance
Every time they had a chance whatever the season
Or circumstance they found a reason to throw a party
In their pants, and they would dance Wow, they would dance
Yeah, dance Dance, they would dance
They would dance Dance, they would dance
Yeah, dance Dance they would dance
(Gravel hits 7x) We’re cool!
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REN GUYS
So if you’ve heard about Adam And Abraham
You will remember this guy form the book of Samuel
David you know King David Dave
He made a science of knocking out giants The bigger they come, the harder they fall
He didn’t like math or geography
But check this out Check this out
He loved choreography
 Carful Ren there’s a law
Now what were you sayin’
 To Reverend Shaw?
Right here in black and white
Says he was leaping and dancing with all of his might Leaping and dancing
In front of his Lord but David wasn’t doing
It for some reward No, no, no, no!
It might sound odd but David thought it brought
Him closer to God so he would dance Hallelu!
Every time he had the chance
Whatever the season or circumstance Whatever the season or circumstance
He found a reason to throw a party in his pants In his pants
And he’d dance Hey!
He would dance He would dance
So dancing doesn’t always make you do nasties
Look at the book of Ecclesiasties Okay!
There’s a time to laugh, a time to weep Boo hoo!
There’s a time to plant, a time to reap
And there’s a time to dance And there’s a time to dance
It says it right here Right here!
Man doth dance And it was good
And if the bible tells me so
Then what have I got to fear Huh, got no fear, huh
We only want to kick up our heels
And betcha every on of you knows
How that feels I betcha do They do
Uh-huh. I betcha do They say they don’t but they know they do
People been dancing since God knows when
And that’s the way it should be again, let’s dance Hallelu!
Every time we get the chance Let’s dance!
Whatever the reason or circumstance
Find a reason to throw Find a reason
A party in your pants
And dance Dance
ALL
Whatever the season or reason it’s pleasin’ to dance! 25
REVEREND SHAW
I must say that was some presentation. I wasn’t expecting so much energy…so much conviction from
you Ren. I’m hesitant but pleased to say that as Reverend of this town, and head of the town council
we are going to let you, and the senior class of Bomont High have your dancing Party….but
remember no funny business…or rough housing.
ALL
YEAH! WEEE! So, fun, so…fun! Like I-am-so-hyper-right-now!
REN
Gee, thanks Reverend Shaw.
REVEREND SHAW
Well, son, you used the word of God in such an appropriate manner, I don’t see how anyone could’ve
turned you down. But promise me you’ll remember the words you said here today…and know that
I’ll be watching you.
REN
Yes, sir. Come on guys lets kick it!
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